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2021 NFL BUST Mock Draft 2.0

It is officially draft szn. The prominent draft guru, Timmy Boom Boom Amara, has launched his first mock draft. Now a little back story before we dive in on the BUSTs of this draft. Timmy and I have traditionally disagreed on almost everything over the course of 15 years, but hell has frozen over the last 2 years and we have agreed on most things which is stunning, call it our maturity if you will. BUT I believe Hell is thawing out, because I HATED Timmys mock. I disagree with almost everything on it, that's how I know the world is healing. But I'm not here to rip Timmy's mock 1.0, I am here to inform you if your team will be drafting a bust based on whom Boom Boom has them drafting. Without further ado here is the Bust Mock 2.0:

  1. Jacksonville Jaguars: Trevor Lawrence, QB, Clemson - Urban is going to ruin this kid, everyday I am learning towards a bust. I am not there yet but I am closer. No Bust just yet.

  2. New York Jets: Zach Wilson, QB, BYU - The Mormon Manziel has no chance. BUST

  3. Miami Dolphins: Devonta Smith, WR, Alabama - Horrible pick by Timmy here, but is Smith a bust? No, if he isn't drafted by the Pats.

  4. Atlanta Falcons: Ja'Marr Chase, WR, LSU - Best WR in the class and somehow Timmy has him behind Smith. He isn't a bust. he's legit.

  5. Cincinnati Bengals: Penei Sewell, OT, Oregon - The only questions here is if he gets a gold jacket or not.

  6. Philadelphia Eagles: Jaylen Waddle, WR, Alabama - Waddle is the second best receiver in the draft, if you're a receiver there's two places you don't want to be drafted, Pats and Eagles. But Waddle is no Bust.

  7. Detroit Lions: Micah Parsons, LB, Penn State - This kid is the 2nd best player in the draft behind Sewell. No Bust.

  8. Carolina Panthers: Trey Lance, QB, North Dakota State - Oh, this kid is going to stink. An entire year off going right into the NFL from a lower tier team, recipe for disaster. See Ya, Bust.

  9. Denver Broncos: Patrick Surtain II, CB, Alabama - Going to be a pro bowler, no bust.

  10. Dallas Cowboys: Caleb Farley, CB, Virginia Tech - If he actually goes to the 'Boys he's done. BUST.

  11. New York Giants: Kyle Pitts, TE, Florida - He was good in college, but is he good? I'm leaning no, he's a new bust on 2.0.

  12. San Francisco 49ers: Justin Fields, QB, Ohio State - Easy Bust. TOSU QBs STINK.

  13. Los Angeles Chargers: Rashawn Slater, OT, Northwestern - Protecting Herbert whom looks legit, no bust.

  14. Minnesota Vikings: Kwity Paye, DE, Michigan - Timmy likes this kid, but Big Ten is small ball football, it won't translate at the next level, BUST.

  15. New England Patriots: Christian Barmore, DT, Alabama - Another bad pick by Timmy, there's too many too count. Barmore won't be a bust but I don't see him as a 1st rounder. No Bust, but Bust if he's drafted at 15.

  16. Arizona Cardinals: Christian Darrisaw, OT, Virgina Tech - Again this kid seems like a bully. I am not betting against him. No Bust.

  17. Las Vegas Raiders: Gregory Rousseau, DE, Miami - This is a bit high, but this kid isn't a bust.

  18. Miami Dolphins: Jeremiah Owusa-Koramoah, LB, Notre Dame - Timmy likes this kid, I HATE it. BUST

  19. Washington Football Team: Mac Jones, QB, Alabama - Likely the best QB in the draft, he isn't dropping to 19, bad pick but great for the WFT. NO BUST.

  20. Chicago Bears: Samuel Cosmi, OT, Texas - Reach. BUST.

  21. Indianapolis Colts: Rashod Bateman, WR, Minnesota - Who? Bust, that's who.

  22. Tennessee Titans: Azeez Ojulari, Edge, Georgia - Originally going to the Jets, Aziz Ansari's brother now goes to the Titans. With Vrabes his bust is removed.

  23. New York Jets: Najee Harris, RB, Alabama - I like Harris, he isn't a bust, but if he stays with the Jets he could easily become one.

  24. Pittsburgh Steelers: Alijah Vera-Tucker, G, USC - AVT as Timmy calls him is a steal at 24. No Bust.

  25. Jacksonville Jaguars: Wyatt Davis, G, Ohio State - TOSU, BUST.

  26. Cleveland Browns: Jaelen Phillips, Edge, Miami - I don't see the Browns going with this pick, but they wouldn't be drafting a bust.

  27. Baltimore Ravens: Joseph Assai, LB, Texas - Ravens are going WR here, Timmy goes LB, bad pick. This smells like a bust reach.

  28. New Orleans Saints: Zaven Collins, LB, Tulsa - I like this kid and this is a good team to join, no bust.

  29. Green Bay Packers: Jaycee Horn, CB, South Carolina - Bustcock, remains a bust.

  30. Buffalo Bills: Travis Etienne, RB, Clemson - This kid is really good, would be a great fit for the Bills. No Bust.

  31. Kansas City Chiefs: Teven Jenkins, OT, Oklahoma State - I know nothing about this kid, and when I don't I go Bust everytime.

  32. Tampa Bay Buccaneers: Asante Samuel Jr., CB, Florida State - Why would Brady draft someone that could potentially let the Super Bowl slip through his hands next year? BUST.

And there you have it football fans. 1.0 featured 11 Busts. 2.0 featured a whopping 14 BUSTs out of 32 picks, for a bust rate of 44%! See you for 3.0.

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