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  • Writer's pictureUncle Stevie

After OTAs Roster Projection 2.0

Little late after OTAs but we are in that sweet spot of nothing but crime and trouble in the NFL, so why not get a roster projection out before someone in the NFL murders someone and takes the page views away from me. Also I've been busy, sue me.

QB: Cam, Mac, Hoyer (3)

Little change up here, they brought Hoyer back for a reason. He understands the playbook and can be a coach and mentor to Mac. He beats out Stiddy here.

RB: Breakout Season Harris, Jimmy Hands White, Smalls Stevenson, JJ Taylor (4)

See ya Brandon Bolden, you bum, see ya Sony, you bum. Sorry Roachey and Shelley

FB: Jakob Johnson (1)

Only guy for the job, easy one here kids

TE: Smith, Henry, Asiasi, Keene (4)

For purposes of special teams and an H-Back role we include Keene here

WR: Agholor, Bourne, Steve Sr all time fav Patriot Meyers, Gunner, Zuber (5)

Harry either cut or traded, Zuber who seemed to be hot in OTAs grabs a roster spot

OL: Wynn, Big Boy Brown, All World Onwenu, Shaquille, Andrews, Karras, Herron, Cunningham (8)

No change here

DT: Godchaux, Guy, Barmore, Adams (4)

No changes but I cannot wait to see these get stuff the trenches

Outside Backer/DE: Judon, Van Noy, Winnie, Wise, Jennings, Perk (6)

Something seems to be up with Winnie, keep an eye on him as we get to camp. A good candidate for a trade.

Inside Backer: Bentley, Uche, McMillan, Hightower (4)

The big surprise from the first version was Hightower cut. I think he makes it now.

Corner: Gilly, JC, Jonny Jones, Millsy, Williams (5)

No changes, Gilly is sticking still.

Safety: Dev, Phillips, Dugger (3)

Mills your mommas favorite #2 will be in this group as well

Special Teams: Slaters gon Slate, Bethel, Davis (3)

Bill loves his special teams. Wouldn't be surprised if you see 4 in this grouping, just hope it isn't Bolden.

Kicker: Folk (1)

He was the only good kicker during OTAs, Folk and his beer belly are not going anywhere

Punter: Bailey (1)

The best punter in NFL history tries to lead his team back to the playoffs.

Long Snap: Cardona (1)

Navy guy, Bill guy, All around great guy

Gray Pants (1)

Hot rumor in the streets that the Pats will add gray pants to their home unis. I am all in for that, will be a sharp look.

In this version we don't have Stiddy, Harry, or Sony on the team. Personally if I was giving up a QB it would be Cam. If it was roachey he'd sign him to a 10 year 100 mill deal.

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