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NFL Bust Mock Draft 1.0

Not only is Timmy Boom the best mock drafter at CSBS but he is better than those frauds Mcshay and Kiper. I'm going to let you get your official mock drafts from Guru Timmy. However Timmy Boom hasn't released his mock draft as of yet , so for the time being, I will be using fraud Todd Mcshay's. Although I am only the 2nd best mock draft at CSBS, I am the best Bust Mock Drafter in the world. So without further ado, NFL Bust Mock Draft 1.0:

  1. Trevor Lawrence. I'm not going to say bust, but I want to. Pair him up with that POS Urban Meyer and this is going to a rough start to his NFL career. While I am not ready to say bust, I will say he will just be average, not a franchise or superstar player.

  2. Zach Wilson. BUST City, population this Mormon dude. I watched a few of his games and he wasn't very good from my laser eye ball test. At the next level, Bust all day. This is why I'm hoping the Jets draft him.

  3. Justin Fields. BUST. This one is actually too easy, Ohio QBs are always busts, Fields will be no different. Don't forget he couldn't beat out Jake Fromm at Georgia so he had to go to Ohio.

  4. Trey Lance. Small school Bust. Didn't really play football at all the past year, any team that drafts him this high will want to play him out of the gate, this is a recipe for disaster for any QB let alone a North Dakota State small school guy.

  5. Penei Sewell, Bust as in Hall of Fame bust in Canton. This guy is legit. An anchor for the next 10-15 years. In 15-20 years he'll be in Canton. CSBS Guarantee

  6. Kyle Pitts. He'll be good, but how long will he actually play? The last highly touted Florida TE murdered a ton of people including himself.

  7. Ja'marr Chase. The Pats won't have a chance to draft him so he won't be a bust. He'll be legit. 2nd best player thus far behind HOFer Sewell.

  8. DeVonta Smith, there's a remote chance he could slide to the Pats. If so Bust City. If anyone else grabs him before not bust city.

  9. Mac Jones. I like this kid. He'd be my pick of QB if he is able to slide to 15.

  10. Patrick Surtain II. Genes good, Saban very good. No bust here folks.

  11. Jaylen Waddle. I think he'll be a better pro then his old teammate Smith. BUT if he slides to 15, bust ya later buddy.

  12. Caleb Farley. I know almost nothing about this guy right now, but I'm going to lean Bust. Just on feel alone

  13. Rashawn Slater. AC's cousin, no chance he's a bust.

  14. Kwity Paye. He was okay in college, not great, in the BigTen which is small school football nowadays. Against NFL competition. Bust

  15. Micah Parsons. McShay has him going to the Pats here. And I LOVE it. I like this kid a lot, if he slips to 15. Would be a steal, it will take him some time to get back into football shape, but with all the opt outs coming back, Bill will give him time before taking the ropes off half way through the year. If Mac Jones is gone, I want Parsons big time.

  16. Jaycee Horn. Gamecock, more like Bustcock

  17. Jeremiah Owusu-Koramoah. This poor guy had no chance. I hate ND therefore like fellow Irish guy and ladies man Manti Te'o, this guy will also be a bust.

  18. Alijah Vera-Tucker. Great name, let's break it down in 3 parts. Alijah makes me think Aaliyah, a Timmy Boom favorite. Vera like Vera Bradley clothing one of Shelly's favorite brands. And Tucker, Keenan Scrogan Grogan's first born and the only kid he likes. With those 3 names, no bust here folks.

  19. Kadarius Toney. Reminds me of boxer James Toney, who won a heavyweight title only to be stripped of it because he loved steroids too much. BUST.

  20. Christian Darrisaw. Something tells me, don't bet against this guy. So I'm not. Not a bust.

  21. Gregory Rousseau. Is the U back? No, not by a long shot. But I am a UM fan, I watched a few games a couple years ago and I like this kid. Could be a nice get at 21.

  22. Jaelan Phillips. The U is back! Not really again. If he goes to the Titans with Vrabs I like his chances of not being a bust.

  23. Azeez Ojulari. What a name. He goes to the Jets here at 23, that only means one thing. Bust tyme.

  24. Najee Harris. Dominated at Bama, like a lot of great Bama backs he will be good/great at the next level.

  25. Trevon Moehrig. First safety off the board, but having to go play for Urban isn't going to be good, Duval, we got a Bust!

  26. Zaven Collins. I've heard a little about this kid, heard he can run and cover a bit. So I like him, no bust.

  27. Terrace Marshall Jr. LSU receivers recently have done well at the next level. I'm going to think that continues here with Chase and Marshall.

  28. Joe Tryon. Such a plain name makes me think he has a plain game. Bust.

  29. Levi Onwuzurike. Name reminds me of Onwenu, if Onwenu had to sing a song about his name in Mary Poppins. For that he isn't a Bust, as unless it's Mary Poppins 2.

  30. Travis Etienne. He's good, he's very good.

  31. Nick Bolton. Only a Bust if the Chiefs don't play When A Man Loves A Woman every time he makes a tackle.

  32. Jamin Davis. Goes to the Bucs where they have a great defense and they are led by the best PlayerCoachGM in NFL history Tom Brady, no bust.

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