• Uncle Stevie

Nothing Butt Reviews Cutwater Lime, Strawberry, & Mango Margarita


I was given a few Cut Waters to try from the official Cut Water salesman of Massachusetts, specifically to be reviewed on CSBS, making this the first product to be given to the company for purposes of a review, a giant step for CSBS, no doubt. Let's get this out of the way first, will my review be tainted because I am friends with said Salesman? No, if you are friends with me you know that I will attack and make jokes about your entire life for purely my own entertainment (there's only one area that I don't talk about with a specific friend but Timmy sure will). If anything I will judge the product harder if given to be by someone I know.


Now on to the review, first time having any Cut Water product, I crack the lime marg can pour it over some ice and immediately the smell of tequila overcomes my svelte nose. Very interesting, not something I hated either, just didn't expect it. Take a swig and wow tequila explosion on the taste buds. This drink is STRONG, out of a can too, that was stunning to me. I couldn't really wrap my head around it. It was actually good, it was actually strong with tequila, and sitting in this little 12oz can. I am pleasantly surprised, 12.5% abv it is strong even for a big strong guy like me (6'3 205 pounds, sup ladies). I finish the lime and was feeling pretty good, so I move on to the Strawberry Marg, it was okay, not as good as the lime. Then onto the Mango Marg, and wowza this one was strong as Babe the Blue Ox AND tasted phenomenal.


After 3 Cut Waters and some beers prior in the day, I am officially hammered. Glad I was home while drinking the Cutty's because they will creep up on you quick and all of a sudden you find yourself DMing hot chicks and news gals on Instagram with what you thought were hilarious, witty lines at the time but then read them in the morning and completely understand why you went 0-16 from the field shooting the insta DMs.




In the first ever triple review:

Lime Cutty Marg 7/10 Bombs: 💣💣💣💣💣💣💣

Strawberry Cutty Marg 5/10 Bombs: 💣💣💣💣💣

Mango Cutty Marg 8/10 Bombs: 💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣




*Full disclose, I received these samples for my job and soon to be jobs, but it just sounds so much cooler saying they were sent to CSBS instead. The salesman doesn't even know this website exists, but he soon might.



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