Uncle Stevie
Nothing Butt Reviews McDonald's New Crispy Chicken Sandwich

Mickey Deez Nuts came out with a new crispy chicken sandwich and like everything it takes a while for stuff to get out to the remote land I live in. When I finally noticed they had it, I decided to give it a try. Full disclose I am a huge McChicken guy, love those little sandies for $1.29. Pretty much the only thing I'll eat at the golden showers arches, so for a new chicken sando to come into my McChicken neighbor is a lot for me to handle. But I am an honest man who only cares about the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help me god. So I had to see for myself what's the deal MacDons, why we doing this? I walked over, NBD, but KBD, ordered up the new crispy, I went with plain although they also offer a spicy version, I also ordered my beloved McChicken to compare it too, I also can't go to MD's without getting one. I walked back to my apt, jogged up the stairs knowing that beach season is only a couple months away and I'm going to be consuming over 1200 worth of callies.
The leadoff hitter was the new crispy sammich, good look, a little bigger and fatter than the top shelf McChicken. Has pickles, interesting, different bun, interesting. Right off the bat all I could think of this is a knockoff of chick fila and the popeyes chicken sandhoes. This is imposter Doink the Clown vs the Real Doink the Clown.

Before I get into the taste, the price! $1.29 for the best item at Mackey's the McChicken compared to $5.99 for the new crispy chicken sarnie. The nerve!!
It is NOT a $5.99 sandwich not by any means. It is a grade D version of the chick filas and the popeyes of the world. I can't speak on the spicy but the spicy just looks like the same thing but with a freaking sauce squirted (Timmy, no giggling) on it. The sandwich itself was really just okay, for taste, texture and presentation I would give it a C-. Compared to the king of the hill, McChicken, it is a complete waste of time and money. I get what Maccy D's was trying to do in the chicken wars but this is not up to par with the big boys. Stick to what you are good at and let the McChicken be your one and only, because it is my one and only.
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